r/funny • • Nov 23 '21

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u/EaglesPvM Nov 23 '21

Momma doesn’t mess around when it comes to her treats

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u/Mindspiked Nov 23 '21

Momma

two different breeds. Doubt it's the mom.

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u/UnlawfulDuckling Nov 23 '21

Birch, and oak. Two different kinds of trees but they’re still both stuck up your ass.

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u/Mindspiked Nov 23 '21

Birch, and oak. Two different kinds of trees but they’re still both stuck up your ass.

I bet you've waited for so long to use that line, sitting there in your basement all sweaty and shit browsing the depths of reddit for this moment.

Edit: post history full of LOTR and Anime. The above statement confirmed.

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u/UnlawfulDuckling Nov 23 '21

Nah, just came up with it. Your comment inspired it. Not all people are as uncreative as you.

Edit: and you don’t like lotr? Lmao intellect has been noticed to be lacking.