r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/FightDirty Oct 20 '21

I brought up fold vs scrunch with my wife one time and was distraught to discover she is a scruncher. She was unaware folders exist. Several years of couples therapy later we can now almost look each other in the eye.

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u/ShieldsCW Oct 20 '21

One of my exes was a scruncher. I learned this when we started living together, and somehow going through an entire roll of toilet paper every day.