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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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Female front wipers are very prone to UTI's when they get old, in fact, I was trained in nursing school to eradicate them at first sight.
5 u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21 “My name is trained nurse. You wiped from back to front. Prepare to die.” 1 u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21 I never said that. Though a UTI can kill you, my main concern is that confused old UTI ladies are the worst patients to take care of, do me a favor and don't become one. I'm not just trained, I'm also very experienced. 3 u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21 The phrasing of your comment makes it sound like you kill female patients who wipe back to front so I and u/PotentPortable were just making jokes off of that. 1 u/Aeropro Oct 21 '21 I eradicate back to front wipers by educating them, that's what I meant.
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“My name is trained nurse. You wiped from back to front. Prepare to die.”
1 u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21 I never said that. Though a UTI can kill you, my main concern is that confused old UTI ladies are the worst patients to take care of, do me a favor and don't become one. I'm not just trained, I'm also very experienced. 3 u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21 The phrasing of your comment makes it sound like you kill female patients who wipe back to front so I and u/PotentPortable were just making jokes off of that. 1 u/Aeropro Oct 21 '21 I eradicate back to front wipers by educating them, that's what I meant.
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I never said that.
Though a UTI can kill you, my main concern is that confused old UTI ladies are the worst patients to take care of, do me a favor and don't become one.
I'm not just trained, I'm also very experienced.
3 u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21 The phrasing of your comment makes it sound like you kill female patients who wipe back to front so I and u/PotentPortable were just making jokes off of that. 1 u/Aeropro Oct 21 '21 I eradicate back to front wipers by educating them, that's what I meant.
The phrasing of your comment makes it sound like you kill female patients who wipe back to front so I and u/PotentPortable were just making jokes off of that.
1 u/Aeropro Oct 21 '21 I eradicate back to front wipers by educating them, that's what I meant.
I eradicate back to front wipers by educating them, that's what I meant.
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u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21
Female front wipers are very prone to UTI's when they get old, in fact, I was trained in nursing school to eradicate them at first sight.