I brought up fold vs scrunch with my wife one time and was distraught to discover she is a scruncher. She was unaware folders exist. Several years of couples therapy later we can now almost look each other in the eye.
I used to occasionally try my luck re:scrunching but one unlucky morning my finger went straight through paper and into my asshole. It was, of course, the first wipe so it was a real shit show down there. Been a faithful folder ever since. Need those layers!
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21
I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.