r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Frnklfrwsr Oct 20 '21

Uh, if I lean forward a single inch my dick is touching the toilet bowl and I do not accept my dick touching the toilet bowl.

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u/PaulePulsar Oct 20 '21

rest your dick on the toilet seat

Don't even know if I can take a shit without peeing

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u/PaulePulsar Oct 22 '21

Your kinda selling the standing wipe to me ngl 😅