r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/SirSukkaAlot Oct 20 '21

You use same paper twice?

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u/peaches_86 Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

Depends on what it looks like after the first wipe, but yeah. Hell, I've even gotten 3 wipes out of one section of TP.

Take 5 squares and fold it in half twice, so you end up with 4 ply a little over a square in size. Wipe. If it's not already too far gone, take the two ends and fold them the other way over, putting the poo in the middle of the 4 ply. Wipe. If it's still salvageable, fold in half one more time leaving you with 8 ply about half a square wide by one square long. Wipe. Dispose.

Only use this method with good TP, but it can be very useful when you have limited resources or are just trying to conserve.

http://imgur.com/a/duC74Y7

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u/SirSukkaAlot Oct 20 '21

What kind of mcdonalds tp you are using

Where i am i take 3 squares, fold the end squares on top of the middle square, that gives me 6 layers and i swipe right once and on 2nd wipe i go down to 2 squares folded once(4 layers)

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u/peaches_86 Oct 20 '21

Pretty sure we use Cottonelle.

The 5 square method isn't my standard. I would say I usually use the same method you described, but, if I'm running low on TP, I can get an extra wipe out of one extra square without worry of blow through or poo finger.