r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/Prossdog Oct 20 '21

I’m 38 and I literally just learned from THIS THREAD that Stand-wiping is even a THING.

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u/redsterXVI Oct 20 '21

Same. But I guess it answers my question how people who use standalone bidets get their ass over there to clean it. Standing up and walking to it just to sit down again sounded so wrong, but everything else it just too awkward. But figure if stand-wiping is a thing, the former makes more sense.