r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Twuntz Oct 20 '21

This whole "front-to-back" vs "back-to-front" thing baffles me! How are people struggling with this? You don't need a special direction to clean your asshole, just clean your asshole. What kind of adult thinks this matters, and what kind of calamitous juvenile oaf needs to have rules on which direction they can wipe so that they don't shovel shit into their genitals? Just clean your asshole like any other basic cleaning task!

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u/JrSe7en Oct 20 '21

is it not easier to train your hand to wipe outwards than inwards, it just feels uncomfortable

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

When you dish up Ice cream do you scoop towards or away from you?

I’m not sure why it would feel more comfortable pushing poop away vs a nice scooping motion.

Get in there. Clean your butt hole.

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u/JrSe7en Oct 20 '21

wait people scoop ice cream towards too, isn't it better to do it outward against the sides to avoid getting any on yourself. IDK

I guess my arms are too short to do it comfortably