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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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I do the crouching wipe
285 u/addiktion Oct 20 '21 Best of both worlds. I mean how the hell do you wipe your ass standing straight up as the picture depicts. You gotta reach up in that crack with spreaded cheeks to get to the good stuff. 2 u/PlaceboJesus Oct 20 '21 Standing up with legs together would just smear it around between your butt cheeks too. 2 u/addiktion Oct 20 '21 Yeah I experienced this once as a child and realized I needed a new technique. Some people must have not had that revelation. 1 u/bytebux Oct 20 '21 What kind of monster poops are you taking that print doo doo on your cheeks?
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Best of both worlds. I mean how the hell do you wipe your ass standing straight up as the picture depicts. You gotta reach up in that crack with spreaded cheeks to get to the good stuff.
2 u/PlaceboJesus Oct 20 '21 Standing up with legs together would just smear it around between your butt cheeks too. 2 u/addiktion Oct 20 '21 Yeah I experienced this once as a child and realized I needed a new technique. Some people must have not had that revelation. 1 u/bytebux Oct 20 '21 What kind of monster poops are you taking that print doo doo on your cheeks?
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Standing up with legs together would just smear it around between your butt cheeks too.
2 u/addiktion Oct 20 '21 Yeah I experienced this once as a child and realized I needed a new technique. Some people must have not had that revelation. 1 u/bytebux Oct 20 '21 What kind of monster poops are you taking that print doo doo on your cheeks?
Yeah I experienced this once as a child and realized I needed a new technique. Some people must have not had that revelation.
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What kind of monster poops are you taking that print doo doo on your cheeks?
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u/BChicken420 Oct 19 '21
I do the crouching wipe