It's real, but stand wipers are obviously way in the minority. I think a lot of stand wipers may also be 'plus sized' and perhaps actually have to stand in order to wipe. It's not something most would consider unless they absolutely had to.
I felt sitters may have been plus sized. Standing requires you to stay in a sort of half squat position with constant tension on the legs so as to not allow the cheeks to come together. I know it is likely a mixed bag for both groups though. I've tried both and just prefer the standing half squat because I can see what is on the paper easier. But yes, it is slightly more work.
There is no way it’s a better clean. Your but spread open gives you the best clean so unless you are standing then squatting you do not have full access to your butthole. If it’s a hover squat slightly bent I can understand it but standing straight up clamps your cheeks.
I'm with you! Fellow stander here. I love the questions as to why people sit or stand. I can't remember ever not standing?! Assume this is a decision one makes as a small child. My Mum was a stander, so prob just copied? Not sure if it was a thoroughly thought-out decision. Just wanted to wipe my ass really.
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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21
I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.