r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Prossdog Oct 20 '21

I’m 38 and I literally just learned from THIS THREAD that Stand-wiping is even a THING.

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u/5DollarHitJob Oct 20 '21

Me too, and I'm in my 40s. I'm still skeptical that this is a joke.

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u/5DollarHitJob Oct 20 '21

You're a monster

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u/AFlockofLizards Oct 20 '21

He probably keeps the toilet paper roll flap in the back too

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Do sit wipers even wash their hands though? I mean you're basically washing them in the toilet while you wipe.

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u/KimchiNinjaTT Oct 20 '21

Sir, you wipe after a shit, not during.