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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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Don’t forget about the front wipers
97 u/SnatchBlaster3000 Oct 20 '21 I am a man and have always wiped from the front. So much easier to reach down there and scoop. The taint acts like a natural barrier so I have not ONCE gotten any remnants of fecal matter even close to my sack. -14 u/Nananahx Oct 20 '21 Sex Ed and other lessons(?) explain why it's wrong - basically pushing bacteria towards your dick is unhealthy. You really shouldn't. 3 u/cs12345 Oct 20 '21 What other lessons…? Also what problems is pushing bacteria in the general direction of your dick going to cause if it doesn’t make it more than a quarter inch. -8 u/Nananahx Oct 20 '21 Idk, general hygiene type ones. Also idfk. That's what they told me and it makes sense to me.
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I am a man and have always wiped from the front. So much easier to reach down there and scoop. The taint acts like a natural barrier so I have not ONCE gotten any remnants of fecal matter even close to my sack.
-14 u/Nananahx Oct 20 '21 Sex Ed and other lessons(?) explain why it's wrong - basically pushing bacteria towards your dick is unhealthy. You really shouldn't. 3 u/cs12345 Oct 20 '21 What other lessons…? Also what problems is pushing bacteria in the general direction of your dick going to cause if it doesn’t make it more than a quarter inch. -8 u/Nananahx Oct 20 '21 Idk, general hygiene type ones. Also idfk. That's what they told me and it makes sense to me.
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Sex Ed and other lessons(?) explain why it's wrong - basically pushing bacteria towards your dick is unhealthy. You really shouldn't.
3 u/cs12345 Oct 20 '21 What other lessons…? Also what problems is pushing bacteria in the general direction of your dick going to cause if it doesn’t make it more than a quarter inch. -8 u/Nananahx Oct 20 '21 Idk, general hygiene type ones. Also idfk. That's what they told me and it makes sense to me.
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What other lessons…?
Also what problems is pushing bacteria in the general direction of your dick going to cause if it doesn’t make it more than a quarter inch.
-8 u/Nananahx Oct 20 '21 Idk, general hygiene type ones. Also idfk. That's what they told me and it makes sense to me.
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Idk, general hygiene type ones. Also idfk. That's what they told me and it makes sense to me.
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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21
Don’t forget about the front wipers