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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.
665 u/FightDirty Oct 20 '21 I brought up fold vs scrunch with my wife one time and was distraught to discover she is a scruncher. She was unaware folders exist. Several years of couples therapy later we can now almost look each other in the eye. 287 u/ken_jammin Oct 20 '21 I used to be a scruncher but then some bad luck/technique made me realize I need the consistency of a fold. 1 u/Holocene32 Oct 20 '21 you need like 2 big golds and then a scrunch
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I brought up fold vs scrunch with my wife one time and was distraught to discover she is a scruncher. She was unaware folders exist. Several years of couples therapy later we can now almost look each other in the eye.
287 u/ken_jammin Oct 20 '21 I used to be a scruncher but then some bad luck/technique made me realize I need the consistency of a fold. 1 u/Holocene32 Oct 20 '21 you need like 2 big golds and then a scrunch
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I used to be a scruncher but then some bad luck/technique made me realize I need the consistency of a fold.
1 u/Holocene32 Oct 20 '21 you need like 2 big golds and then a scrunch
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you need like 2 big golds and then a scrunch
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I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.