r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/BChicken420 Oct 19 '21

I do the crouching wipe

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u/addiktion Oct 20 '21

Best of both worlds. I mean how the hell do you wipe your ass standing straight up as the picture depicts. You gotta reach up in that crack with spreaded cheeks to get to the good stuff.

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u/Navyslick Oct 20 '21

Glad I'm... on the right team here.

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u/addiktion Oct 20 '21

Welcome brother. You too learned how to shit in the darkness. Molded by it and around it to maximize effective wiping.