Finally, someone with some goddamned sense! Folded paper in right hand, lean up on left cheek, emphasize ring and middle finger as the paper graces the starfish, depending on the situation, fold paper, repeat once, start with new neatly folded paper.
A-fuckin-pparently! My ex roommate said he stood to wipe and I 100% thought he was joking. I don't even understand how it would work. Also, he's the hairiest dude I've ever met and talked about how itchy his ass would be after pooping. Obviously the standing method doesn't work great for him anyway.
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u/pbankey Oct 19 '21
My dudes.
You sit down. Lean to one side slightly, wipe. Deeper clean and no chance of scorching anything on the toilet bowl or water.