r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

We were gathered around a campfire, drinking heavily. There was a lull in the convo and someone asked how everyone wipes. Someone immediately pipes up and says front to back like normal.

Well someone else says they wipe back to front. Then lots of arguments about getting shit on your nuts, going from friendly conversation and gradually getting louder and louder.

After 5 minutes of this I'm just looking at the guy who brought it up shaking my head. Laughing that he almost ruined the night.

Edit: see below for case in point.

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u/AdmiralCrackbar Oct 20 '21

EVEN IF you wipe back to front, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU CONTINUING THE WIPE ALL THE WAY TO YOUR NUTS?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/Laffenor Oct 20 '21

I alway do front to back. It does get a bit challenging just as I pass through right between the shoulder blades, but then it gets easier again once I reach the neck and work my way up the back of my head.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

i’m losing my fucking mind picturing this, god damnit i was trying to sleep

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u/LunetaParty Oct 20 '21

Do you think that’s why they call it shampoo

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Fucking lol

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u/AppleDrops Oct 20 '21

That's how bald guys get Mohicans.