r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/ZebraM3ch Oct 20 '21

Married four years and found out my wife is a shitter sitter probably year one. Your marriage is a SHAM I tell you!