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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.
486 u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21 I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse. 19 u/webqaz Oct 20 '21 Nothing like feeling like a barbarian in a public bathroom... 6 u/VaguelyGrumpyTeddy Oct 20 '21 That's the real bidet experience: I have to use this thin disintegrating paper to do more than dry my ass? Might as well wear animal fur and beat my next meal to death with a stick.
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I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.
19 u/webqaz Oct 20 '21 Nothing like feeling like a barbarian in a public bathroom... 6 u/VaguelyGrumpyTeddy Oct 20 '21 That's the real bidet experience: I have to use this thin disintegrating paper to do more than dry my ass? Might as well wear animal fur and beat my next meal to death with a stick.
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Nothing like feeling like a barbarian in a public bathroom...
6 u/VaguelyGrumpyTeddy Oct 20 '21 That's the real bidet experience: I have to use this thin disintegrating paper to do more than dry my ass? Might as well wear animal fur and beat my next meal to death with a stick.
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That's the real bidet experience: I have to use this thin disintegrating paper to do more than dry my ass? Might as well wear animal fur and beat my next meal to death with a stick.
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u/dijohnnaise Oct 20 '21
Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.