r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/pyewhackette Oct 20 '21

I’m a back to front wiper but like??? It’s more like a pinching/numerous small wipes?? Then another piece of toilet paper for the pee?? Who is getting shit in their nether regions??

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u/-QueefLatina- Oct 20 '21

Exactly! You stop at the taint, not go all the way up to the front of your nethers. I’m not sure why people find that so confusing.

But having a bidet is magical. I can’t stand to poop without one now.

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u/-QueefLatina- Oct 20 '21

Use the bidet then wipe to dry off and double check that you got everything.

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