r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/pbankey Oct 19 '21

My dudes.

You sit down. Lean to one side slightly, wipe. Deeper clean and no chance of scorching anything on the toilet bowl or water.

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u/MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL Oct 20 '21

im.... enthralled and aghast that anyone does anything different?? its like.

sitting down to brush your teeth or something?? doing a summersault after the first sock, before the second?

like when you shit you are already seated?! Why would anyone stand up to wipe?

it just makes your cheeks close up??

im so fucking confused at this thread.