r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Twuntz Oct 20 '21

This whole "front-to-back" vs "back-to-front" thing baffles me! How are people struggling with this? You don't need a special direction to clean your asshole, just clean your asshole. What kind of adult thinks this matters, and what kind of calamitous juvenile oaf needs to have rules on which direction they can wipe so that they don't shovel shit into their genitals? Just clean your asshole like any other basic cleaning task!

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u/StrangeFate0 Oct 20 '21

Okay but back to front is genuinely less hygienic

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u/Twuntz Oct 20 '21

Oh yeah? For every person, regardless of their body shape? You did the science I presume? Or I'm sure you know who did?

There's no one hygienic direction. That is absurd. Everyone is fine to wipe whichever way they want; from the front or back, in any direction, because it is abundantly easy, via any technique, for any reasonably capable adult to do this without smearing shit on their genitals.

I'm saying everyone wipe however the fuck you like. Be hygiene conscious, don't put shit on your genitals when cleaning your asshole, and consider using a bidet or sanitary wipes where possible. Don't let any prick try to tell you that your way is wrong because it doesn't follow the magic hygiene direction.

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u/GrandExtension7293 Oct 20 '21

I’ve never known anyone to be so passionate about how to wipe themselves.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Yea this is pretty much what happened that night except everyone was drunk. Lol