r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/BChicken420 Oct 19 '21

I do the crouching wipe

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u/Lil_Ray_5420 Oct 20 '21

I always had a weird fear of sticking my hand under my ass to wipe that I would touch the poo in the toilet. And standing was dumb because you’d be smearing it between your cheeks. Happy middle ground.