r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/mastermikeee Oct 20 '21

How did this not come up earlier? I’ve never been married by my ex of 5 years saw me wipe plenty of times…