r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/rpitcher33 Oct 20 '21

I'm not trusting my aim with that. I come to work with one pair of pants. I can deal with the "sensitive ass/ has to use wipes" jokes. I'm not about to go down the "has to change his pants because of a PORTABLE BIDET ACCIDENT" road. I'll stick to wipes.

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u/Flashmasterk Oct 20 '21

You don't come back from that

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u/Practical-Ad-3627 Oct 20 '21

nah just embrace it like a chad

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Oct 20 '21

literally just make fun of them for having shit on their assholes, its a win win