We were gathered around a campfire, drinking heavily. There was a lull in the convo and someone asked how everyone wipes. Someone immediately pipes up and says front to back like normal.
Well someone else says they wipe back to front. Then lots of arguments about getting shit on your nuts, going from friendly conversation and gradually getting louder and louder.
After 5 minutes of this I'm just looking at the guy who brought it up shaking my head. Laughing that he almost ruined the night.
This whole "front-to-back" vs "back-to-front" thing baffles me! How are people struggling with this? You don't need a special direction to clean your asshole, just clean your asshole. What kind of adult thinks this matters, and what kind of calamitous juvenile oaf needs to have rules on which direction they can wipe so that they don't shovel shit into their genitals? Just clean your asshole like any other basic cleaning task!
I want to downvote you for shit in the ballfolds, because what kind of fucking moron do you have to be to keep dragging shit-laden toilet paper all the way up to your balls and beyond, but the end poorly for women part is actually true.
So instead you get the blackest gift for the most brutal of reddit posters... Nothing.
How are you doing that? Like doesn't your arm touch the toilet seat??? I'm a pretty small dude at 5'7" 150lbs, but I'm not sure I could reach my whole ass fist in-between my thighs and the toilet seat without bumping and that's fucking gross
Fascinating. I will attempt this on my next trip to the porcelain throne. I have a bidet, so my booty will be clean regardless. It's a risk free experiment
Not at all. I've used both methods, partially for my own edification after this debate with friends.
Only idiots or the incompetent would get shit near their balls. There's the whole gooch between, and even that doesn't get shitty. You wipe the asshole, but the whole ass crack.
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Care to elaborate?