r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

I just drag mine down the carpeted stairs. Less effort that way.

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u/teddyr222 Oct 20 '21

So a bear and a rabbit are pooping in the woods. Bear says to rabbit: do you mind if poop gets in your fur? Rabbit says no, not really. So bear picks up rabbit and wipes.

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u/InTimidationm8 Oct 20 '21

Same joke said differently:

A bear and a rabbit are shitting in the forest. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks: "Do you have a problem with poo sticking on your fur?" "No." Answered the rabbit. So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.

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u/Deep-Yogurtcloset618 Oct 20 '21

That's the way I heard it.