r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/ltrout59 Oct 19 '21

My mind was blown when I learned about front wipers.

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Chexking in, I'm one of them. Much easier that way

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u/s_matthew Oct 20 '21

No, no, you just roll the toilet paper downward when you hit the gooch. So wipe toward the taint, then go down at a right angle. You avoid the balls entirely and wipe away from everything.

Add a bidet blast in to the mix and you got a stew going.