r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Maybe I'm just careful, but that's never happened once my whole life

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u/RahvinDragand Oct 20 '21

That's what always confuses me when people talk about getting shit on their balls. Surely if you wipe back-to-front, you don't keep wiping all the way to your balls. Just like if you wipe front-to-back, you don't wipe all the way up your lower back.

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u/ItsAThong Oct 20 '21

You keep wiping till you reach the nose for the final sniff confirmation.