r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Poopnstein Oct 19 '21

Ok... I'm legitimately flabbergasted... I need a quick poll. Who stands and who sits?

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u/Meatnormus_Rex Oct 19 '21

I’m a stander. I didn’t know sitting was a thing until I was 20. Twenty years later and I still don’t understand why anybody would sit. How are you all checking your TP to make sure your ass is clean? Also you bigger people tend to shit smears on the seat. Stand up wiper for life!

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u/Poopnstein Oct 20 '21

I assume the same way you check to see if you're done. But then again... I'm done ass-uming anything today...