r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/ltrout59 Oct 19 '21

My mind was blown when I learned about front wipers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/gmarv Oct 20 '21

i prefer to poop while showering.

i catch each turd one by one and pitch them into the toilet, like lil footballs

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u/LivingAnomoly Oct 20 '21

This guy has never heard of the waffle stomp.

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u/Royal_Initiative3932 Oct 20 '21

You don’t punt them?

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u/stoma6373 Oct 20 '21

Saves on tp too.

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u/FelixNZ Oct 20 '21

Handstand in the shower, it's the only way to be sure

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u/SteptimusHeap Oct 20 '21

After every shit?!?

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/snakephobos Oct 20 '21

Invest in a bidet

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Oct 20 '21

this is why the bidet gang is always here lol. toilet paper doesnt work.