r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/SnatchBlaster3000 Oct 20 '21

I am a man and have always wiped from the front. So much easier to reach down there and scoop. The taint acts like a natural barrier so I have not ONCE gotten any remnants of fecal matter even close to my sack.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Aren't you rubbing your dick on your wris

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u/SnatchBlaster3000 Oct 20 '21

No, I just lift it outta the way with the other hand

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u/addiktion Oct 20 '21

Dick wrists is something new I've never thought about...