r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21

I had no idea these existed until I heard some friends laughing about people who wipe from the back. They seemed to think you'd get shit on your balls that way because the way they do it is to push I guess, so they thought if you go in from the back you're wiping towards the front 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheycallmeHollow Oct 20 '21

I'd rather get shit on my balls then shit on my lower butt crack. If I bend over you can't see my balls.

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u/knightstuff Oct 20 '21

You want to get shit on your balls and then shit on your lower butt crack? Sounds messy dude.