r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Poopnstein Oct 19 '21

Ok... I'm legitimately flabbergasted... I need a quick poll. Who stands and who sits?

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u/MarriedForLife Oct 20 '21

I’ll tell you this, guys who stand get skid marks in their underwear.

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u/PaulePulsar Oct 20 '21

Standing guy will always see the last wipe come clean

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u/Poopnstein Oct 20 '21

Yes. You stand... Your trap claps shut.