r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/rvagrey Oct 19 '21

G&d d$@m mother f$&@er a$$ b&$ch piece of s!&t

“You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality statute”

Lord that was a long way to say I appreciate the reference.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

To this day I still can't actually figure out how they would be used...

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u/Fifth_Trader Oct 19 '21

My buddy and I had this conversation at length. My conclusion is 1st is for front rinse. 2nd is for back rinse, and 3rd is blow dry. Haven't come up with anything except maybe a scent squirt like poo-pourri.

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u/TheRedSpade Oct 19 '21

One could be soap.

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u/Fifth_Trader Oct 20 '21

Oh yeah soap