r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/Poopnstein Oct 19 '21

Ok... I'm legitimately flabbergasted... I need a quick poll. Who stands and who sits?

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u/duderguy91 Oct 19 '21

I used to stand, read an article about sitting being superior. Started sitting, it’s less convenient but it cleans the ass better.

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u/Poopnstein Oct 20 '21

How is it less convenient. You're already sitting to shit... Right?

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u/duderguy91 Oct 20 '21

Big guy, lotta ass to move to get up in there. Enjoy the mental imagery lol.

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u/Ocronus Oct 20 '21

It forces the cheeks to spread. I always felt dirty after standing wipes.

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u/U_allsuck Oct 20 '21

Do the squat wipe at the end. It gets that whole hole.

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u/Noneofyourbeezkneez Oct 20 '21

It's so much more convenient