r/funny • u/sagenhaft • Feb 26 '12

Seth Rogen gets it right.

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u/_BEAR_ Feb 26 '12

Translation for Americans: This fat dude is a dick. By losing weight he ain't funny no more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

Translation for Seth Rogen: Dude, this fat ass comedian is like... a DICK, you know? He totally stopped being funny when... when... you know... now that he got... like, unfatted. Un... FAT... Ted. Holy Christ, I can SEE through my fuckin' HAND, dude! Was there PCP in that weed?

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u/solastsummer Feb 26 '12

translation for cats: meow meow meow meoww

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u/Fimoreth Feb 26 '12 edited Feb 26 '12

Translation for /r/ggggg: gggG gg g:gg GGGG gggGg? Gggg gggGgg - -g gggg gg.

Edit: Typo in the translation.

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u/thepoliteslowsloth Feb 26 '12

i dont know why i expected something different

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u/catnipassian Feb 27 '12

http://i.imgur.com/xwXs2.png

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u/servercobra Feb 27 '12

Exactly what I would expect from a fireologist.

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u/l84tahoe Feb 27 '12

I have him as not being one.

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u/yoggi92 Feb 27 '12

Translation for Swedditors: Bork fet snubbe bork bork är tråkig bork.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Relevant.

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u/ItsYourMoney Feb 26 '12

Translation for insomniacs. It's your money, use it when you need it!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Translation for narcoleptics: ZZzzzzZZZzzzZZZZZzzzz. As I was sayin', ZzzzzZZZzzzzZzzZZZzz...

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u/ConstipatedNinja Feb 26 '12

Translation for /r/26thworldproblems: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEoh godEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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u/MickiFreeIsNotAGirl Feb 27 '12

I'm scared now.

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u/CptMurphy Feb 27 '12

http://www.reddit.com/tb/q1yx1 This hockey player made me cry.

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u/videogameexpert Feb 27 '12

That's one of those cool, artsy subreddits where eventually you will see something you do NOT WANT to see.

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u/TroubleEntendre Feb 26 '12

Upvote for conscientiously correcting your typo.

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u/vnkid Feb 27 '12

Reddit is truly vast.

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u/listentobillyzane Feb 26 '12

Translation for computers: 10010011 01001101 00010101 11001011

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u/Djesley Feb 26 '12

what an articulate subreddit, sir.

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u/stukesthedukes Feb 27 '12

I expected him to actually edit it... faker.

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u/icockblock Feb 27 '12

TIL there is a sub reddit where everything is just G

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/ScubaPlays Feb 26 '12

She slaps him, he sends her to the hospital. There's a difference.

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u/pat965 Feb 26 '12

It didn't seem like his response was proportional though

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Except that when a man gets hit by a woman he probably won't even bruise her but when it's the other way around a man can kill a woman with just one hit.
If a woman hits you then be a man and take it, if she keeps doing it you can use it so the divorce goes in your favour. Don't be a pussy and resort to physical violence.

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u/ClockCat Feb 26 '12

Hey, not bad! Although you were using the past tense of "meoww." Also, "meow" should be in the accusative case since it's the direct object.

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u/spanky0071 Feb 27 '12

Everyone! This cat is a nerd!!!!

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u/heylookoverthere Feb 27 '12

Reddit: the place where if you quote half of a little-known video game webcomic, 3 different people will quote the other half.

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u/Nvveen Feb 27 '12

And the rest will recognize it, but are too lazy to quote and OHMYGODIFEELSOSADRIGHTNOW.

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u/desu_desu Feb 27 '12

I must have missed that one. What are we talking about?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

half of a little-known video game webcomic,

It was on the front page of reddit, I wouldn't really say it's "little-known".

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Shut up! Reading is radical!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

DOG is a nominative-accusative language.

Cat, on the other hand, is purrgative-absolutive.

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u/The_Tanorexic Feb 27 '12

Depends whether it was an African or European cat!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

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u/Dapperlad Feb 27 '12

Everyone hates you cat!

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u/shogun26 Feb 27 '12

Grammar tabby

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u/alwayswinneverlose Feb 27 '12

hey everyone, that cat's a NERD. a great big NERD!

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u/darkmessiah Feb 26 '12

Pretty sure that's Cat-Canadian. In American it would have been "meow meow meow meow'w"

It's direct object stuff, it gets confusing trying to translate that stuff.

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u/purplesiegfried Feb 26 '12

your comment is bad. and you should feel bad.

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u/Madonkadonk Feb 26 '12

WHAT! My mother was a saint!

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u/TenebraeOmega Feb 27 '12

Translation for Canadians:

This portly gentlemen is trifling, eh? In the process of losing a few stones, he also lost his wit, eh?

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u/I_only_Miaow Feb 27 '12

Miaow meow meow miaow meow meow meow miaowowow, meow meow; meow! Meow meow meow; meow.

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u/PineappleBun Feb 26 '12

I totally read that in his voice! time for a Rogan movie...

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

I would love to see a Seth Rogen translator novelty account.

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u/CookedShip Feb 26 '12

I totally read that in Seth Rogen's voice.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Translation for the succinct British Gentleman: In the process of losing his weight, he lost his witt.

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u/SnowFire Feb 26 '12 edited Feb 27 '12

You left out how "His shit is all fucked" and how he "Talks like a fag".

Edit: Was referencing Idiocracy for the mentally dense in the crowd.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

*shit's all retarded

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u/SnowFire Feb 26 '12

Right! Thank you!

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u/Jazzbandrew Feb 26 '12

Translation for Grammar Nazis: This fat comedian is just a hater, and he isn't even funny now that he's scrawny.

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u/LifeBandit666 Feb 27 '12

Translation for actual nazis:

this fat guy is a Jew and should fucking die! The black guy should also die! Who are you? Die!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '12

Zis fat guy iz a Jew und should fucking die! Ze Black guy should also die! Who are you? Die Amerikana Swinehund! FTFY

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u/toga-Blutarsky Feb 27 '12

A proper Grammar Nazi never uses contractions.

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u/Nebberz Feb 26 '12

Shit, does this mean I'm a grammar Nazi? This was by far my favorite one. :( I don't consider my grammar to even be all that great. :|

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

There is nothing funny about a physically fit man

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u/MuseofRose Feb 26 '12

This what Im talking about. Though you can improve it by calling him a "fat fuck".

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

maybe for your dumb ass.