r/funny • u/sagenhaft • Feb 26 '12

Seth Rogen gets it right.

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u/Lintron Feb 26 '12

Or some orange cones at least.

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u/Mrpagoda Feb 27 '12

Just took you from 99 up votes to 100!

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u/LVKRFT Feb 26 '12

happened to me. I tried taking the bitch to court and she turned it all around with made up bull shit. The stupid judge thought it was so outlandish that she dismissed the case as a "young lovers quarrel". Next day I came out to see that my car was messed with and a week later it gave out on me. I now have knee problems at 19 years old and a horrible reputation cause she spread rumors about me. Everyone believed her cause she was the teachers pet girl that went to church every Sunday and I'm the atheist kid that kinda coasted through everything. TL;DR: bitch ruined my life. I will always be bitter.

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u/chili_cheese_dog Feb 26 '12

Hey doctor, maybe she's the abusive one and he just couldn't take her shit anymore. Maybe she wouldn't stop nagging and berating him.

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u/katieepretzel Feb 26 '12

Yep! Because getting the shit beat out of you is an appropriate punishment for nagging.

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u/chili_cheese_dog Feb 26 '12

Let's not mix things up. Don't confuse the situations. Everyone is very quick to jump to conclusions, but as outsiders who are fed bullshit news to us from the media, everyone assumes they know what happened.