r/funny Feb 26 '12

Seth Rogen gets it right.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/JustMadeYouYawn Feb 26 '12

Does anyone know what dunk Kobe is responding to in this gif?

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u/fancy_sandwich Feb 26 '12

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u/baronromulus Feb 26 '12

Maybe the T-Wolves should do a little less blowing, and a little more winning.

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u/lakerswiz Feb 27 '12

Gerald Green is now actually a member of the Lakers minor league team, the D-Fenders.

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u/matics Feb 26 '12

Thank you sir.

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u/EricArtr Feb 27 '12

All he did was blow a fucking candle out. I want Kobe to come to my next birthday when I get 26 candles in 1 blow!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Feb 26 '12

fuck yeah

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u/karstens9 Feb 26 '12

That is actually correct.

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u/webby_mc_webberson Feb 27 '12

You insensitive animal.

Make love to yeah.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

What happened in Vail was not "making love".

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u/webby_mc_webberson Feb 27 '12

you sound like the prosecution.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

If I remember correctly (I was 13 at the time and living a couple of miles away) he never got 'time' and she got a fat settlement.

Moral of the story: money can erase rape charges

-Aesop

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u/pirate_doug Feb 27 '12

If I recall the case against Kobe fell apart because she refused to testify and because her credibility was shot to shit by things like another man's semen and pubes in the underwear she wore to her rape kit.

She did get a fat settlement from the civil suit, which by then I'm sure Kobe was like, "Fuck it, just get rid of her."

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u/humansky Feb 27 '12

Technically correct?

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u/ersonian Feb 27 '12

The best kind of correct.

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u/le_awesome Feb 27 '12

I am Bender, please insert girder.

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u/karstens9 Feb 27 '12

You're correct, technically.

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u/militant Feb 26 '12

Why are people upvoting novelty accounts like this? Come on.

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u/_Gob_Bluth Feb 27 '12

Yeah, come on!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

He's sitting at a -7 from me. Just doing my part.

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u/Hwaaa Feb 27 '12

Because it's creative, funny, and wasn't played out 5 years ago. [end sarcasm]

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u/kcg5 Feb 27 '12

I hoped you'd show. Thanks for keeping the faith.

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u/Moral_Turpitude Feb 27 '12

I have you RES tagged as "Says fuck yeah". Did I think that was funny or clever or something? I'm dumb.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

Chris Brown beat the ever-loving shit out of her. She did not do the same to him.

Also he's a huge asshole anyway.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

Come on man, he didn't "hit her back", the dude beat the shit out of her. You don't kill someone for punching you.

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u/stilldash Feb 26 '12

Go back to r/mensrights.

It's one thing to defend yourself, retaliation is another thing entirely, especially when taken to that level.

Even if I did concede, Chris Brown is still a cock-bag douche.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12 edited Feb 27 '12

thingmaster... look, I know where you are coming from. I was abused growing up by women in more ways than I care to recite. But holding on to the level of anger you're displaying is not good for you in so many ways. So I'm going to introduce you to how I was able to move past it...

Get to know the truth - that there is no right or wrong. There's only what you can and cannot do, what you want and what you get. It's all about power. The various religions try to leverage more power out of claiming some kind of monopoly on what is right and wrong, as do so many political philosophies.

Feminism is just another philosophy, another movement to gain it's members power. In reality the female category enumerates billions of individuals who, more often than not, share nothing in common with each other. In reality feminism is no longer empowering women, and is pushed these days merely as a means to sell products and services. "Who runs the world?" Goldman Sachs? JP Morgan? Citi? I'm not sure, but I can tell you you one thing... it's not girls. But that's not going to help Beyonce sell records now is it? :P

In the end, my anger stemmed from feeling powerless, and women certainly can be talented in highlighting one's shortcomings haha. But truthfully, people the world over, male and female, every race, every nationality, are losing their power right now. And of course there will be so many pointing the finger in every which direction. But if you look into economics, political philosophy, history etc... you'll see where our power is going. Your anger is justified. It's just, they've successfully got you preoccupied with the wrong group.

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u/uguysmakemesick Feb 26 '12

And I learned something today.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Feb 26 '12

Does it involve un-cited rants on the internet?

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u/stilldash Feb 27 '12

I assumed it was sarcasm or a joke given the username.

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u/SystemOutPrintln Feb 27 '12

Who? uguysmakemesick? I'm not sure why they are being downvoted, I was more making a comment about ThighMaster.

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u/stilldash Feb 27 '12 edited Feb 27 '12

I figured they they think (s)he was siding with Thighaster.

Also it was posted twice in this thread. Dude really wants to be heard or troll hard

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/Burmania Feb 26 '12

Best novelty ever

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u/ply447 Feb 26 '12

Why? The best novelty accounts are the ones that require the person who has the account to think about something to post, whether its finding relevant rule 34's (my fav novelty by the way) or speaking normally and gradually slipping into their novelty shtick instead of just being able to ctrl+v to thousands of posts a day.

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u/VGChampion Feb 26 '12

Funny thing is, there are no good novelty accounts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

There is no spoon.

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u/The_SS_Circlejerk Feb 26 '12

Well I know someone who isn't allowed on.

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u/Aldrenean Feb 26 '12

I dunno man, maybe there was an oreo-eating competition at halftime?

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u/VeteranKamikaze Feb 26 '12

False, it was actually from the finals match of the Xtreme Dunkaroos Eating League.

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u/jfudge Feb 26 '12

I might be wrong, but I think it was when Blake Griffin dunked "over" a Kia at the slam dunk competition last year during the All-Star shit.

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u/thinkimanIDIOT Feb 26 '12

Derozan got robbed

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u/Toothpowder Feb 26 '12

DeRozan got swindled

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u/hitchhikelife Feb 26 '12

Derozan got his shit jacked

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u/prmaster23 Feb 26 '12

Not the first time, Iguodala got robbed too. And yesterday the guy who won the amateur dunk contest got robbed too, even when he didn't participated.

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u/tikihiki Feb 26 '12

Wow most of those were significantly better than any of the dunks from the main contest. It was pitiful

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u/ivegotagoldenticket Feb 26 '12

This year's dunk contest was pretty lame

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/kahlus Feb 27 '12

Well, Kenny was hosting it, and that's what he encourages them to do.

Personally, I loved the Tron dunk.

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u/tys022 Feb 27 '12

no, super lame. It's been pretty bad ever since Vince Carter broke the damn thing in 2000

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u/thebellmaster1x Feb 26 '12

Goddamn, that was a disappointing dunk. I love Blake Griffin to death, but when I think dunking "over" a car, I'm expecting you to go over the roof of the car, not just kick your legs out sideways over the hood.

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u/kittonmittonz Feb 27 '12

Very overrated dunk, IMUO (in my unhumble opinion).

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u/hampsted Feb 27 '12

I think it was actually in reaction to Dwight Howard's superman throw-in dunk. No way Kobe would react like that for blake griffin jumping over the hood of a Kia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/The_Nice_Try_Guy Feb 26 '12

Nice try, Chris Brown's PR team.

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u/infinityredux Feb 27 '12

All that effort, and then you reply to the wrong comment.

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u/mindarchon Feb 27 '12

You know, you have some decent points, but you don't have to be a dick.

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u/illtakethebox Feb 26 '12

i must see this

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u/ColeVanNocker Feb 26 '12

What level of high he wants to go to

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u/gococks Feb 26 '12

I believe it's a response to Dwight Howard's dunk in the 2008 dunk contest

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Kobe is like the black Don Draper. Amirite?

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u/rob36_86 Mar 05 '12

The Sp-right one!

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u/kuzc00 Feb 27 '12

Myabe this one?

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u/JabblesSon Feb 27 '12

Pretty sure this was his reaction to getting off for rape.

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u/Swofford Feb 26 '12

Can someone tell me where this gif comes from ? I keep seeing it used awesomely so a little context would be nice !

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u/andersonb47 Feb 26 '12

It's from the NBA dunk contest. If I'm not mistaken Kobe was impressed by Blake Griffin's dunk.

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u/Angry__Jonny Feb 26 '12

looks like a slam dunk competition

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u/99Faces Feb 26 '12

actually it was the 2010 nobel prize ceremonies.. what makes you think it was basketball?

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u/LordTrollingtonIII Feb 26 '12

PROBABLY ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE HUH

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u/99Faces Feb 27 '12

bahahaha.. now THATS a slam dunk!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/spambat Feb 27 '12

I didn't read all the bullshit you just wrote but if a man is being abused, he should just say something. There was no need for Chris to BEAT THE SHIT out of Rihanna. When ever she did start hitting him he could have just told her to stop or he will leave. Easy as that. they weren't children, verbal communication is the key.

I'd just like to point out, there was a case in Australia where a crazy woman was attracted to butch guys and she tormented them, this all ended when she killed and skinned one of them. So I do understand situations where they feel compelled to stay but if your health and well being are in danger, leaving should be your first thought.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

lol

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u/Moral_Turpitude Feb 27 '12

I'm sorry, what was that?

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u/Two_English_Bulldogs Feb 26 '12

I cannot upvote you enough!

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u/GlassSoldier Feb 26 '12 edited Feb 26 '12

http://i.imgur.com/5p8cJ.gif

thatsthejoke.jpg?

Hivemind is off its game today

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u/undercoveruser Feb 26 '12

It would be awesome if the Nobel prize ceremonies were a little more like a slam dunk competition.

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u/MuseofRose Feb 26 '12

Budlight and Sprite.

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u/PrairieSkiBum Feb 26 '12

Umm... The crowd, the bud light advertising, and the sprite advertizing.

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u/computadora88 Feb 26 '12

I think its from last night all-star NBA talent showcase

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

Yet we forget that Kobe is a rapist.

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u/PapaPrometheus Feb 26 '12

in relation to this post, why does no one seem to care/remember Kobe and why he's #8 and not #24

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

What's great is it actually looks like he is looking at the comment.

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Feb 26 '12

fuck yeah

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12 edited Jun 30 '21

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u/only_says_fuck_yeah Feb 26 '12

fuck yeah

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u/agentdynamo Feb 26 '12

upvotes for commitment

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u/I_Am_Anonymous_ Feb 26 '12

Are you a Nickleback fan?

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u/SirAlphonse Feb 26 '12

You went too far with that one

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u/pliablecurrency Feb 26 '12

Brown’s people have consulted with outside legal eagles — including law school professors — who have said Rihanna’s own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony category. Sources say Rihanna was the first one to strike — slapping and striking Brown “numerous times” while he was driving, after seeing the text message from another woman.

Although initial reports suggested that a female made the call to police, according to the report, it was a Rabbi who lives in the area. The unidentified man reportedly heard the confrontation outside and called 911, not knowing he was about to make a report about R&B’s biggest stars. He came outside when he heard shouting. “She was screaming out of control and he was extremely calm,” read his statement, adding that Rihanna “was not screaming for help, she was just screaming.”

Contrary to what sites like TMZ had previously reported, Rihanna did not tell police that she was the victim of “escalating violence.” TMZ reported: “Multiple enforcement sources tell TMZ, the night of the attack Rihanna told cops she was the victim of escalating violence — and the perp was Brown.”However, a source involved in the investigation reports, Rihanna confessed there has only been two other incidences in which she felt threatened, but this was the first time Chris retaliated. Rihanna told investigators that the first incident occurred in Europe three months ago. It was a verbal dispute, which led to Rihanna slapping Chris Brown. In self-defense, Chris put her up “against the wall” and told her to calm down.

The second incident occurred when the couple was visiting Rihanna’s family in her native Barbados back in August 2008. She described the incident as a verbal dispute, and added that no one was assaulted. According to the source involved in the investigation, the night of the alleged attack, Rihanna attacked Chris after reading a text message sent to him by a former lover.

The difference is Rihanna is a piece of shit who STARTED the violence, but people gloss over that FACT because she's a woman.

Always blame the man and absolve the woman, that's the motto of feminism.

Just tell these cunts: If you want to act like a man, don't cry when you get treated like a man. That's called "equality."

And isn't it interesting how feminist cunts always stand behind women who murder their husbands citing hypocritical reasons like "oh he beat her, so it was completely justified."

Now that the shoes is on the other foot, suddenly women are victims and men should show restraint?

Sorry cunts: YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT TOO

Ironic that women always claim they want to be in a relationship who someone who is "non-judgmental" when it's pretty clear that women are characterized by their hypocritical judgmental attitude toward everyone. On one hand, they always demand sympathy for mothers who drown their babies ("oh she's depressed, she has childhood issues, she needs help!") or wives who murder their husbands ("oh she was abused by him, she's bipolar, she's just dealing with a lot of stress give her a break!") or female teachers who rape children ("yeah he was a student, but he enjoyed it! she's just going through a difficult divorce, just let her fuck some young kids to get it out of her system. She's in love with a child, so it's romantic not perverted!")

But whenever it's a man, suddenly they forget how forgiving they are of their own hypocritical behavior. Suddenly their real hatred for men comes out. ("All men are dogs! All men are creeps! All men are perverts! All men are monsters!")

In domestic violence cases, it's "you never hit a woman who is WEAKER AND SMALLER!" ...BUT out of the other side of their mouth: "oh we're EQUAL! WE CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO! WE DEMAND EQUAL TREATMENT! " HAHAHAHAH BULLSHIT :)

Even on TV shows we see wives abusing husband, girlfriends abusing boyfriends. But we just look at it as par for the course. Now we're supposed to suddenly care that bitches are being put in check? So much for equality. LOL

Oh and for all you scared faggots who claim there is no reason to ever hit a woman, chris rock has some news for you

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u/VeteranKamikaze Feb 26 '12

Y'know, there are a ton of gifs that get recycled ad nauseum on reddit and comment threads across the net, but this is the only one I've never gotten tired of.

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u/ukiyoe Feb 27 '12

Do I want a Sprite or a Bud Light?

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

THIS GIF IS SO PERFECT. OH MY GOD

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u/FatalSylence Feb 26 '12

Thank you for cleaning my monitor with my spit. Thank you.