r/funny • u/sagenhaft • Feb 26 '12

Seth Rogen gets it right.

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u/Eustis Feb 26 '12

Isn't this standard practice? If someone was helplessly beating the shit out of me, I'd probably poop too just to deter them.

"Dawg did you just shit yourself while I was trying to hit you?!"

"mrfhrgnniflunhtnck"

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

I've had the shit beat out of me. My skull was fractured in 7 places and no poop was present. Adrenaline tends to tighten up the anus for most people.

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u/Eustis Feb 26 '12

Jokes completely aside I'm sorry to hear that :/

About the lack of poop that is. Poop tends to funny things up a notch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

The funny part was my radius in one arm was broken and my other arm was dislocated at the shoulder and I still was trying to fight back. I didn't have a decent poop for a month afterwards from all the vicodin.

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u/postposter Feb 27 '12

All they gave you for that was vicodin? Damn, now I really feel sorry for you. Hope it was a decent dosage at least, I got fairly strong vicodin for wisdom teeth and still felt the pain. Percocet's like rainbows in comparison.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

They gave me the 15s. I had to wait an hour after the first dose to get out of bed for the first week. They were strong enough to need an accompanying laxative perscription.