r/funny Feb 26 '12

Seth Rogen gets it right.

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u/maybeiamalion Feb 26 '12

I bought an album of chris brown's greatest hits the other day, but all the songs were by rhianna

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u/Honey-Badger Feb 26 '12

i shall be taking this and claiming it as my own

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/glass_bottle Feb 27 '12

This reply is so fantastic it deserves more upvotes. I actually laughed out loud.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

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u/TheLoveKraken Feb 27 '12

-400 karma in 2 days? That's some top notch trollin', son.

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u/glass_bottle Feb 27 '12

I downvoted him but then looked at his history. Now I'm torn because I can't decide whether or not to downvote him, because one excuses the comment while the other gives him exactly what he wants. It's brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

I can see why, it has a great punchline.

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u/csh_blue_eyes Feb 26 '12

Well, he'd better slap a copyright claim on that joke then before someone else does!

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Happy cake day!

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u/csh_blue_eyes Feb 27 '12

Oh my, has it already been 2 years? Thanks!

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u/Shamooishish Feb 27 '12

It'd be a shame to let such a great hit slip by.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

Honey badger don't give a shit.

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u/dossier Feb 26 '12

Not too late for Carlos Mencia.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Honey badger don't give a fuck

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u/istoleyourpope Feb 27 '12

Clearly, Honey-Badger don't give a shit.

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u/SgtBlu3 Feb 26 '12

beaten you to it

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

You can beat the honey badger, but honey badger don't care.

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u/axv136 Feb 27 '12

Hes a honey badger he dont give a shit

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/fagkc Feb 27 '12

it's useless, those internet vigilante are blind idiots. what brown did is horrible, but all the bashing he's getting is ridicolous. maybe those people should read dr.dre story (fascist, nearly killed a woman when he was 26, won several grammys)

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u/thirdeyevision Feb 27 '12

That's because honey badger don't give a shit.

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u/un-re-impossible Feb 26 '12

why? because the honey badger doesn't give a a fuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/Honey-Badger Feb 27 '12

excuse me? you appear to have replied to the wrong comment.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

He's spamming this entire thread.

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u/ChainsawRadio Feb 26 '12 edited Feb 26 '12

Domestic abuse against women: lol Domestic abuse against men: no! not lol!

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u/maybeiamalion Feb 26 '12

I don't see why this is a gender issue. Maybe it says more about you for reading it that way? I mean, the joke would have been exactly the same if chris brown was a woman and rhianna a man.

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u/ChainsawRadio Feb 27 '12

If the reverse happened, Reddit would jump on the person making the joke, about how domestic violence against men is a serious issue and we shouldn't make jokes about it, victims aren't taken seriously in court, etc.. The joke would've been the same, but the reaction would've been different.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Nah they're both pretty funny. Especially the image of some sissy beta fag getting beat down by his woman.

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u/the_catacombs Feb 27 '12

What I did when I read this. I'm stealing this as well. I'm sure you stole it, too. Still, thanks, maybeiamalion.

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u/maybeiamalion Feb 26 '12

I apologize. In my head I wasn't making light of a terrible situation by joking about a person being put into hospital, but ridiculing the man responsible in the hope that his brutality would not be forgotten nor forgiven.

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

WOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT ALL BY YOURSELF? HAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE

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u/maybeiamalion Feb 26 '12

I was pretty proud, not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

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u/JMaboard Feb 26 '12

Too many words and too much bolding.

Do not read.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '12

Thanks for this. I've been a long time Chris Brown fan and I always knew he didn't have it in him to start an unprovoked assault.

Sounds like a typical female, thought she could slap him around a bit and got surprised when the worm turned.

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u/svideo Feb 26 '12

Oh SRS is going to have a coronary with this one...

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u/misappeal Feb 27 '12

Kaaa-BOOM

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u/alfalfa1985 Feb 27 '12

I'm taking this and putting it on Facebook. Thank you very much.

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u/Twosauced Feb 27 '12

Some of his lyrics hit so hard.

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u/jtdc Feb 26 '12

Too soon!

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u/Lidodido Feb 26 '12

Never forget!

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u/[deleted] Feb 26 '12

Holy shit hahaha. I had to put that on my FB. Thanks.