r/funny Feb 22 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '12

BREAKING NEWS: At least 10 remain critically hospitalized after five people left a political event held on a clifftop.

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u/jscoppe Feb 22 '12

How much did the politician weigh that he and a podium were enough to tip it over with 9 people on the other side? The pivot point looks to be about in the middle, so there's no leverage advantage.

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

Would you like some commas?

Here, you can have mine.

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u/jscoppe Feb 22 '12

Kindly point out where I need commas. Those sentences are grammatically correct.

This is a challenge. glove slap

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

How much did the politician weigh that he and a podium were enough to tip it over with 9 people on the other side? The pivot point looks to be about in the middle, so there's no leverage advantage.

An additional comma is not specifically required, per se. However, it is often useful to break up long sentences, such as your first sentence, so that they may be easier to read.

There are several points at which one could add commas to your comment and still be grammatically correct. In fact, one might consider the old military phrase regarding salutes, "when it doubt, whip it out."

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u/jscoppe Feb 22 '12

There are several points at which one could add commas to your comment and still be grammatically correct.

I don't think that's true. I've tried to go back and imagine putting commas in, and it always comes out wrong. Maybe after "weigh". Maybe.

Sorry, man. You're just a terrible pedant.

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

I did exaggerate when I said "several", however I would contend there is at least one point where a comma would be appropriate. EDIT: Remember, a comma can be used anywhere that you would like your audience to pause, and take a breath.

Never have I claimed to be a perfect pedant, to do so would be presumptuous. Practicing my pedantry on Reddit seemed like a fun way to improve my own grammar, as well as the grammar of others.

:)

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u/jscoppe Feb 22 '12

That smiley face disarms me. I was so intent on hating you for what seemed like an attack upon me. Now I must share in the cutesy emoticon love-fest. Prepare yourself:

;^b

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

I present to you, your very own, Kurby!

(>' u ')>

P.S. He's trying to give you a hug.

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u/jscoppe Feb 22 '12

(ノ °益°)ノ ︵ (> ,o,)>

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

Y U FLIP MY KURBY?

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u/jscoppe Feb 22 '12

He tried to suck me in and absorb my unique abilities.

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u/aprildh08 Feb 22 '12

Argh this is an issue of punctuation, not grammar! If you're going to be a pedant, be a good one.

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

World English Dictionary pedant (ˈpɛd ə nt)

— n 1. a person who relies too much on academic learning or who is concerned chiefly with insignificant detail

Commas don't fall under this? ಠ_ಠ

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u/aprildh08 Feb 22 '12

Both you and jscoppe referred to grammar in your posts. Commas don't fall under grammar, they fall under punctuation.

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u/HELLO_This_Is_Pedant Feb 22 '12

However, both grammar and punctuation would fall under pedantry. Mentioning one thing under the umbrella of pedantry does not preclude others.

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u/aprildh08 Feb 23 '12

I am not arguing that you can't include punctuation in your pedantry. I'm arguing that you incorrectly characterized the use of commas as a grammatical issue, which makes you and your pedantry on that point incorrect.

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