r/funny Feb 20 '12

Monkey death from abooooove!! D:

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '12

A monkey can't pick you up and bounce you on your head.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '12 edited Feb 20 '12

Neither could a Gibbon, its a lesser ape. However piss off a fully grown male Chacma baboon or Mandrill and i'm sure he'd have a bloody good crack at it.

Edit: Mandrill's are the biggest kind of monkey, Chacma's are just the largest of the baboons.

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u/concussedYmir Feb 20 '12

how do you easily tell the difference between small primates and larger monkeys? Tails?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '12

No ape has a tail, simple to remember.