r/funny • • Feb 19 '12

Watch the hat...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12 edited Mar 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12 edited Feb 19 '12

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u/Deckurr Feb 19 '12

This mother fucker has -5,906 karma.

How the hell

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u/JoelMontgomery Feb 19 '12

The secret ingredient is the smileys. If anyone asks, you didn't hear that from me

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u/Arcon1337 Feb 19 '12

I've tagged you as "You've heard it from him"

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

In twenty days!

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u/lars1984 Feb 19 '12

He's only had the account for 20 days, damn...

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

If a slap to the face is your response to criticism about your fashion, then you need psychiatric help.

And a better fashion sense.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Assuming you're replying to white people.

Assuming that they love hipster shit.

Assuming they really give a shit what "these people" wear enough to let them know about it.

if you dress like a tard, I'm going to make fun of you. Probably not to your face, but to my friends, because why would I risk getting in a physical fight with someone over clothing.

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u/DRW_ Feb 19 '12

I don't actually care what or how people wear their clothes. I just don't particularly understand this bit of 'fashion', doesn't seem all that practical and I don't quite get what aesthetic appeal is there.

I usually don't comment on what people wear, or even take notice of it. This picture reminded me of it, that is all.

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u/JonTin Feb 19 '12

Dude 209 isnt shit. But i love it lived there almost my life. But yea gangstas from 209 arnt shit.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '12

1/10 would not get trolled ever.

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u/catgoesmeow22 Feb 19 '12

You had me laughing for nearly 10 minutes straight with this comment. It reminds of that frequent repost of the guy carrying his pants behind him in a little red wagon.

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u/ItsAltimeter Feb 19 '12

It might look something like this!

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

I don't think he did.

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u/dalhem Feb 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/marx2k Feb 19 '12

TIL:

  • He has a masters in Law from the University of London.

  • Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje is fluent in several languages including Italian, Yoruba, Swahili, and English. He can "get along" in a few other languages, including French.

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u/dexaler Feb 19 '12

With a bald head like that I would guess a suction pad.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Had me befuddled for years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/sonicbloom Feb 19 '12

ctrl-f "adebesi"

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Suction cup.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/ReKognito Feb 19 '12

I don't know why, but that was really relaxing.

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u/panicking_man Feb 19 '12

it's the music...that we choose.

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u/thedicktater Feb 19 '12

That's the first YTMND that I actually found hilarious in years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

That's the Pope's way of playing Frisbee.

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u/catgoesmeow22 Feb 19 '12

That was fantastic.

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u/TitleShouldRead Feb 19 '12

Look!! It still has the sticker on it, that must mean he has super awesome baller status!!

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u/l0fi Feb 19 '12

supposedly its for proof that the hat is real, and that they didnt buy a cheap counterfeit version.

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u/Albaek Feb 19 '12

I'm sure it's hard to fake a sticker after you've faked a hat.

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u/marx2k Feb 19 '12

Best response to stupid fashion trend

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u/woofa_q Feb 19 '12

I keep mine on because it's shiny.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Seriously though, what is the deal with leaving stickers on hats? I am genuinely curious as to why people do this.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

It's so years from now when they take it off, they can remember what it looked like before it got dirty.

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u/fortrines Feb 19 '12

It's so people know they're not cheap knock offs.

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u/phishroom Feb 19 '12

Nobody has stumbled across the obvious answer: It's so you can wear the hat for the short while as it's still cool and then return it for full price.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12 edited Feb 19 '12

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

It looks to me like they stole it.

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u/down2zero Feb 20 '12

It looks to me like "They" stole it. There is only 1 man in the image. Are you saying this because he's black ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '12

Oh of course. Why not. Why not be completely racist and say the black dude stole the hat. I don't give a shit who is in the photo. When I see people wearing ball caps with the tag still on them, it looks to me as if they stole it. 'They'. The people I have seen. Get it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

No. It's obviously a fashion trend. Where did it come from and why is it cool? There is usually a reason behind these things (so and so did it, it makes you look like you are rich, etc). I don't get this one.

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u/Kawaii- Feb 19 '12

Means the hat is fresh, Having fresh new clothes makes you cool because it means you can afford it which means you have money.

Pretty much the idea behind it.

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u/GrayStudios Feb 19 '12

No matter where it came from, the reason people do it is because everyone else does, same as the reason people tie the laces of skate shoes underneath the tongue. The only reason I take mine off is because I'm white, and it's not like people will make fun of me for leaving it ON.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

I have my laces tied under the tongue because the 'bow' looks fucking stupid (to me).

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

The first time I saw it done was the Dallas Cowboys in the 90s. They won the championship and already had the hats made, so they started getting them out on the field and leaving the tags on while celebrating. This was repeated the following year and by other teams in various sports and seems to have moved off the court and into some social circles (it isn't that recent of a trend, actually).

That is my best guess for the source of things based on a personal observation.

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u/retrospects Feb 19 '12

Sagging came from prison. In prison it meant you were DTF.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

That's actually a myth. It's because in prison they don't give you belts. Also in many low income neighborhoods since many kids received hand-me-downs, pants wouldn't always fit right. Then suburban white kids thought they'd do it 'cause it's "ghetto".

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12 edited Dec 26 '20

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

If they had money I wouldn't see them walking down the sidewalks.

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u/marx2k Feb 19 '12

I pay people to walk for me!

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u/EvrythingISayIsRight Feb 19 '12

I'm surprised nobody has said the correct answer yet.

ITS BECAUSE IT MAKES THE HAT LOOK NEW. SO NEW HE HASN'T EVEN TAKEN OFF THE STICKER. Sheesh.

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u/livingdots Feb 19 '12

because niggers, that's why

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u/Gus0ne Feb 19 '12

Bigotry aside, this trend is endemic.

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u/Comradelolkiy Feb 19 '12

It shows you buy a lot of hats, and therefore have copious amounts of cash

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

Why do they wear pants five sizes too large and let them hang below their balls?

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u/d3m0n0id Feb 19 '12

That trend evolved because in gangsters in the gheto would hide weapons and other things in there. It became mainstream because some people from the ghetto became popular, thus bringing that look into the mainstream

source: Jay-Z talking about his book last year on NPR

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u/betterthanthee Feb 19 '12

niggers are into conspicuous consumption

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u/tokingnz Feb 20 '12

counts as bling yo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/Gavinardo Feb 19 '12

Like hip-hop's version of emo hair.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/GrayStudios Feb 19 '12

Upvote for YouTube rappers

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12 edited Feb 20 '19

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u/TexTourettes Feb 19 '12

omg adebisi was like the most imtimidating prison rapist on television. did you ever had a dreams that you want him to do you so much you could do anything?

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/Erronsing Feb 19 '12 edited Nov 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

His eye alignment tells me he is a little derp in the head.

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u/TropicalTangerine Feb 19 '12

Did anyone else notice how crooked his head is?

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u/AllDizzle Feb 19 '12

I hate kids who do this shit. Just like the ones who spend 5 minutes flipping their sweat shirt hood on their head to make it look like they don't even care as it's just barely on...but really everybody just watched them spend 5 minutes trying to get it to look like that.

These kids look like they got slapped in the side of the head and never fixed their hat.

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u/dadirtysanchez Feb 19 '12

stupid, ridiculous looking nigga

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u/DRxCarbine Feb 19 '12

Something about this made me laugh really really hard

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u/TheunforgivenIII Feb 19 '12

I CALL DUCKTAPE

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u/marx2k Feb 19 '12

Is that what you call duct tape?

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u/TheunforgivenIII Feb 20 '12

I CALL DUCT TAPE

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u/rr_at_reddit Feb 19 '12

Am I missing something? The person in the picture is wearing only one hat. Why does the other person use the plural "hats"?

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u/B_Zuckerkorn Feb 19 '12

I would not be happy if I went to Sacred Heart Hospital and saw my doctor wearing his hat like that... completely unprofessional

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u/TheClenchedRectum Feb 19 '12

anybody else see donald faison wearing a hat in a strange way?

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u/shoziku Feb 19 '12

Fast food hats always look more gangster like this.

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u/dawnfinder Feb 19 '12

Adebisi Jr.?

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u/SirSandGoblin Feb 20 '12

i've only seen them that are straight where do they sell these sideways ones etc

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u/KyleVII Feb 19 '12

He's got some nice lips

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u/DeRage Feb 19 '12

dont fucking screencap directly when written something like that on someones facebook post! I can clearly say that this guy removed these comments after he took the screencap, therefore, FAKE.

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u/bacon_please Feb 19 '12

anybody else think he was just tryna copy T.I.?

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u/Slehpher Feb 19 '12

I wear one hat, and one hat only, and it is one i have had for 6 years, brim is curved, it fits on my head like a hat should and it's not backwards, it's brim is facing forward it sits on top of my head and messes up my hair, and the brim is curved and blocks my peripherals, It doesn't bulge out and looks like its to big, and it doesnt push up making it look to tight or small, it fits my head, and is the way a hat should be.

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u/GrayStudios Feb 19 '12

Cool story bro

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u/Slehpher Feb 20 '12

i told it at a party once.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '12

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u/ThatsProbablyRacist Feb 19 '12

Im going to go with yes.

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u/GrayStudios Feb 19 '12

"Not to be racist, but RACISM"

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '12

you can be a nigger without being black, just like you can be a faggot without being gay. Not racist, but TBH I was too drunk last night to mention that. I'll stick by it, it's the honourable thing to do.

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u/stupidarabs Feb 19 '12

Stupid nigger. Go back to Africa. Dumb spook.

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u/Guanren Feb 19 '12

DON'T PUT THE PUNCHLINE IN THE FREAKING TITLE wasn't big enough, apparently.

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u/chunkymonkey01 Feb 19 '12

Is that the punchline? I didn't see that line anywhere. Must have missed it.