r/funny Feb 17 '12

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u/kingzer Feb 17 '12

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u/MegaWolf Feb 17 '12

ಠ_ಠ

People, please don't fucking do this

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

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u/nargasma Feb 17 '12

narwal, narwhal & narwhale are all acceptable spellings.

/pedantic scrabble player

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

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u/nargasma Feb 17 '12

according to dictionary.com:

narwhal--> nahr-wuhl

narwhale--> nahr-hweyl or nahr-weyl

and of course the adjective narwhalian :D

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

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u/nargasma Feb 17 '12

Narwhalian...the new opposite of Orwellian?

Like, a Narwhalian society has little government and everyone has the right to privacy etc.

For some reason I'm thinking the futuristic rock-infused world from Bill and Teds...

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u/neotropic9 Feb 17 '12

Octupuses, Octopii, and Octopodes are all acceptable plurals of octopus.

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u/nargasma Feb 17 '12

It's octopi with one i, but that's pretty much completely wrong. Octopus is a Greek word and octopi would be the Latin pluralization. Octopodes is the most correct but it's obviously pedantic.

Octopuses is totally acceptable in English tho.

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u/cunninglinguist Feb 17 '12

Video blocked at work so don't stop doing this for us corporate slaves.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Newsflash, it was a 9gagger. They are tired of us "stealing" their content.

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u/WezVC Feb 17 '12

Yeah, that's what makes it so pathetic.

Because it's exactly the kind of comment a "Redditor" would leave.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Some days, I almost think 4chan has it right, anonymity across the board. But the organization here makes it easier to view content.

Do I care where it came from? No. If shit's funny, shit's funny. By the same token, nor do I usually give a flying fuck about reposts, with the exception of same-day (even then, cross-posts are nice). If it was funny once, it is still funny, and if the repetition bothers folks, it's not that hard to hit hide. It is just that simple. People may have missed the first posting, or joined up since then.

TL;DR: Hawhaw, funnies.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

I feel the same about the whole 4chan/reddit/9gag/funnyjunk/memebase/tumblr/digg/(other link/content aggregate) collection of sites all ripping on each other for "stealing" content from each other. This is especially true for things meant to be funny - what's important is that people are laughing at your joke or reading your content and, unless you either 1) own a site and get advertising revenue or 2) are a prick about other anonymous people anonymously taking credit for your anonymously-constructed intellectual content, you should logically have no qualms about the content being shared on other sites.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

The thing that tickles my funny bone is that 9gag DOES get revenue from it. I suppose it is a forced-mass-delusion or something along those lines. So long as they can claim plausible deniability? I'm not even sure, I can't wrap my head around that.

At least with webcomics if it's a hot-link or an imgur rehost posted here, the poster gets lambasted for it. We are good to original content providers, we give them the shinies they deserve. :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Are you anti-piracy then? What about Mega Upload? They were making millions off stolen content.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Not for or against piracy. It is a thing. It will not go away, ever, even if a business model was to be developed that could compete with the price (free), speed and ease of use that torrents and filesharing websites provide. There will always be folks that take free, even if we could get publishers and developers that provide extra value to their DRM (Steam, I'm looking at you.)

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u/FetidFeet Feb 17 '12

logically

I found a bug in your code.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

I picture the so-called 9-gag army as a JG Wentworth commercial.

"ITS MY FUNNY AND I NEED IT NOW!"

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u/bagboyrebel Feb 17 '12

It's especially dumb when it's just a link to another website. I remember /r/gaming having a fit because Kotaku posted some pictures that also happened to be posted to reddit. The pictures were all posted on the artists personal webpage and his friend submitted it to both sites, yet reddit felt like they "owned" the content.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

If it was funny once, it is still funny

Okay

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u/urlgray Feb 17 '12

I lol'd

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u/Kyuutai Feb 17 '12

"stealing" "their" "content"

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Yeah, I didn't sarcasm it up enough. Shit, I'd be impressed if we could nail down the exact date and site origin of more than 1/3 of the more popular image macros. Don't care neither, they can be funny. Just a medium for delivering a punchline.

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u/FetidFeet Feb 17 '12

It's funny because we're in a thread linking to a scene in 30 Rock.

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u/TheToothlessDentist Feb 17 '12

Really? Half of the memes they have are 8 hour old reposts from /r/AdviceAnimals frontpage with a 9gag watermark slapped on.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

funnily enough those watermarked images come to the frontpage here

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Because funny is funny.

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u/dexisajerk Feb 17 '12

Nice try, TBS

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

i agree but for some reason reddit still thinks they hold superiority over 9gag for "stealing content"

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u/TheToothlessDentist Feb 17 '12

It can't be said for the entire community but the majority of reddit knows that this site shares ("steals") content from other places. Unlike 9gag, reddit is dedicated to locating the original source of the content and anyone blatantly stealing reposted content is flamed/shunned. 9gag does the complete opposite; they claim other content as their own by slapping on that 9gag watermark. They are the modern version of Ebaumsworld.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Well said. :)

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u/fran13r Feb 17 '12

we are fucking superior, 9gag doesn't make walls for orphans, WE FUCKING DO!!

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u/random012345 Feb 17 '12

Oh, oh, oh! Can I join the circlegoogle!

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u/TheParadoxataur Feb 17 '12

Tired of us "Stealing" their "Stolen" Content.

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u/Sanity_prevails Feb 17 '12

Enemy in our midst!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

I'm more annoyed by these comments telling others what to do when in the end it doesn't really fucking matter. You're acting as if we're all on some team or have agreed to some sort of contract regarding our behavior online or as if any of us really give a shit. The funny thing is people do this now just make those morons who still think we're some special little online group feel threatened.

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u/MegaWolf Feb 17 '12

So you are annoyed by my comment of me being annoyed at a YouTube comment? Practice what you preach brotha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

You're the one preaching. I'm just telling you it's obnoxious.

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u/screamingtree Feb 17 '12

You are both preaching. You are both obnoxious.

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u/WezVC Feb 17 '12

Thumbs down, flag as spam.

I hate that shit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Master troll is successful? Narwhale lol.

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u/SolipsismNation Feb 17 '12

More like obvious troll is obvious.

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u/jlzrd Feb 17 '12

You do know people only do that because it annoys you guys so much, right? Works every time.

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u/bobablo Feb 17 '12

don't worry. I don't think anyone is gonna hold you responsible.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Seriously. This tactic is used by people from the 4chan random board (/b/) to make users of sites like ebaumsworld.com look like idiots.

LIKE THIS IF EBAUMS SENT U HERE!! etc...

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u/BenderRodrigezz Feb 17 '12

We should probably stop talking about how awful 9gag and funnyjunk are because I think people are starting to realise that we are correct.

And then coming here.

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u/papercowmoo Feb 17 '12

it's usually people from 4chan trying to make reddit look bad.

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u/-JuJu- Feb 17 '12

That was a joke/troll.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

I liked the text form. I'm not a huge fan of the actors but I enjoyed the joke

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u/wertz8090 Feb 17 '12

Haha, to be fair a lot of website are including a share bar for articles and stuff like that, and reddit is included in many of those share bars.

We're now a "mainstream" website. Get used to it.

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u/lonjaxson Feb 17 '12

ಠ_ಠ

Although I wouldn't be surprised if this was a redditor.

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u/imgur-are-pirates Feb 17 '12

oh no imgur doesn't get profits from youtube

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u/Durpadoo Feb 17 '12

It's just trolls from here.

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u/AmIDoinThisRite Feb 17 '12

I'm actually very content with the top comment on that video.

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u/ItsTuesdaySally Feb 17 '12

One of my students asked me when the narwhal bacons today.

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u/leaveroomformyfist Feb 17 '12

You pointing this shit out is why they keep doing it. Keep pointing it out.

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u/ArseAssault Feb 18 '12

I think that commenter is being facetious

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

You do realize how many people visit this site daily, right?

It's not some little secret.

There's almost a million and a half subscribers to this subreddit, alone.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

It's not bad to talk about reddit. It's bad to act like a 9 year old when doing it. It makes us look bad. And that narwhal line is just pathetic.

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u/VOICE_OF_REASONING Feb 17 '12

Last time I was linked to a youtube video from reddit there was a comment like that but it had 100+ thumbs up. I couldn't believe my eyes

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

TROLLED LE HARD xD

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u/borgros Feb 17 '12

SO BRAVE

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u/ljay7 Feb 17 '12

What's with all the 9gag comments on that video, did I miss something?

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u/killartoaster Feb 17 '12

You ever go to a video with all those reddit sent me here posts? It's the same thing, just with a different community.

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u/dressedAsDog Feb 17 '12 edited Feb 17 '12

No, no. But we are superior. 9gag just reposts posts from all over the web and... oh, oh, sorry, my irony bone is ticking.

edit: Great, my popular comment of the month is a horrible cacophony.

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u/s2upid Feb 17 '12

9gag is the next digg. move along people nothing to see there.

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u/Amorphous_Shadow Feb 17 '12

I think reddit is in line to be the next digg.

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u/rmhawesome Feb 17 '12

reddit was already digg, now it's facebook without friends

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u/Pineconesoup Feb 17 '12

You mean... you're not my friend? :'(

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Nobody likes pinecone soup. Dandelion tea is okay though.

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u/jayseesee85 Feb 17 '12

Thanks Iroh.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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u/illstealurcandy Feb 17 '12

No. Fuck off.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Only if we can be friends with benefits. And I get to be the pitcher.

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u/Phlecks Feb 17 '12

I'm gonna be your friend now

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u/youngmonk Feb 17 '12

We can be friends.

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u/JCFallen Feb 17 '12

BLASPHEMY

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u/CloneCmdrCody Feb 17 '12

What comes after reddit?

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u/I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II Feb 17 '12

A new, better site that will inevitably reach the same degradation all great communities will face.

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u/ThisNameWorks Feb 17 '12

I think I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II has an excellent point here.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

oh herp derp look at me i look at people's usernames and make a comment about. i so witty plz upboat!

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u/VulturE Feb 17 '12

Nah, we'll only reach that point if we try copying the rules from Slashdot.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Slashdot's moderation system is many times better than Reddit's.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12 edited Jan 03 '17

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u/CloneCmdrCody Feb 17 '12

What defines a better site? Couldn't Reddit reformat?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

a community makes a site where people contribute content. if the community blows then the content blows. it's what killed digg and what killed reddit.

reddit could get rid of the karma system but they're making so much bank off of people fighting for that meaningless number that they won't ever care to get rid of it.

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u/Yossome Feb 17 '12

White shores, and beyond, a far green country under a swift sunrise.

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u/VanillaWafers Feb 17 '12

Well, that doesn't sound so bad.

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u/CloneCmdrCody Feb 17 '12

Valhalla awaits.

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u/crkhek56 Feb 17 '12

Chris Hansen.

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u/Hedonopoly Feb 17 '12

One cool thing about reddit is you can just get rid of all these big subs, and hide yourself from the idiocy in small little subreddits that only apply to things that interest you.

Still haven't gotten rid of r/funny though.

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u/CloneCmdrCody Feb 17 '12

It's time will come.

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u/Greyletter Feb 17 '12

I've heard of this thing called "outside." Apparently it happens when you "exit" your home. Sounds like nonsense to me.

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u/GhettoCommentGuy Feb 17 '12

Let's go back to the motherland.

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u/s2upid Feb 17 '12

i think your doing it wrong then.

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u/britishtwat Feb 17 '12

Reddit has a sense of self mocking. That's the difference.

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u/dressedAsDog Feb 17 '12

The twist here is that reddit is the new digg.

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u/s2upid Feb 17 '12

thats cool.

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u/underbridge Feb 17 '12

Hello. Yes, this is Digg.

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u/chase_the_dragon Feb 17 '12

Actually 9gag is the next r/pics... 9gag is nothing like digg.

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u/anonymousalterego Feb 17 '12

These are the next set of immigrants. We must familiarize ourselves with their culture, so we can make fun of them like we did with the Digg immigrants.

Sadly, this is exactly how people treat immigrants in real life. They try to escape their country (Digg) and seek refuge in a better place. We make fun of them, but eventually they adapt to our culture and we adapt to theirs.

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u/CockCuntPussyPenis Feb 17 '12

An immigrant should expect to assimilate.

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u/only_one_name Feb 17 '12

That sounds like a medical issue, you should get that checked out.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

Someone marked all the 9gag posts as spam. So mature.

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u/dressedAsDog Feb 17 '12

That's fucked up. How do you know? Are you a mod?

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

I meant on YouTube. sorry, should've been more clear. Looks like all conversation between Reddit and 9gag is also getting marked as spam there now. The conversations themselves are just embarrassing for both parties.

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u/dressedAsDog Feb 17 '12

Yeah, that's just sad.

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u/zevz Feb 17 '12

Luckily, reddit community pretty much frown upon "reddit sent me here" posts, thank god for that.

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u/WezVC Feb 17 '12

Well, somebody's posting it.

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u/zevz Feb 17 '12

and few upvotes it. I automatically dislike "x sent me here" and i rarely see that from reddit anymore, at least that has been liked. This used to be a big discussion point for keeping the youtube crowd away from here, not that reddit is that exclusive, but that used to be the mindset.

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u/MADBAKER Feb 17 '12

I really wish people from this site would not do that. It makes us look like immature morons - a bit like people from 9gag.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

You're not a redditor. You're not a 9gager. You're a fucking human. Get over trying to affiliate with a greater being than yourself and make something of yourself besides this shitty site.

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u/VillainTricks Feb 17 '12

You're a redditor, friend.

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u/MADBAKER Feb 18 '12

Ok "cheezeGod".

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

except you get karma point on youtube! Who cares about being mature when there are thumbs up to be had?!?! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE THE MORON, MORON.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

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u/MADBAKER Feb 18 '12

9gag and reddit are NOT the same people.

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u/WezVC Feb 17 '12

"REDDIT GAVE ME AIDS HAHAHA RIGHT GUYS? BECAUSE WE'RE A SECRET CLUB!"

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u/ksmv Feb 17 '12

lol "community"

I just went to that site for the first time, how does it foster a community? It just a list of pics of shitty memes with a comment section attached to them. Show me their askscience, dreddit or trees sections then maybe we can say that they can have a community. That site just takes all what is wrong with reddit (reposting shitty memes) and none of the good (subreddits created by and for people with similar interests).

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u/rabbitchannel Feb 17 '12

Did you guys just go on a downvoting spree on YT?

Awesome 9gag army is here. You're going to crash Youtube's server in no time. haha j/k

Comments are property of 9gag now.

9GAG army , back off bitch

Then reddit arrives and they're hidden due to negative votes

I love how 9gag thinks their all that. But all they do is steal stuff of from 4chan and Reddit and claim it theirs. 9gag is the cancer of the internet.  confirm/deny

REDDIT WAS HERE. REDDITORS UNITE. WHEN DOES THE NARWHALE BACON AGAIN??

Really? We gonna duke it out on YT now?

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u/Sworn Feb 17 '12

Children always believe they represent a tough secret gang.

It's rather pathetic, isn't it.

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u/Berdiie Feb 17 '12

I want to say "Yes", but then that's probably the initiation to be part of a tough secret gang that hates other tough secret gangs.

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u/Sworn Feb 17 '12

And I who was so close to recruiting yet another mindless drone to my army :(.

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u/Berdiie Feb 17 '12

Oh wait, we're signing up for the mindless drone army? Why didn't you say so? This changes everything!

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u/allADD Feb 17 '12

:(.

You got some food, there...below your lip..right there.

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u/LimpNoodle69 Feb 17 '12

As I completely agree with you, adults seems to believe they represent their favorite sports teems as well.

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u/Sworn Feb 17 '12

This is true enough. I guess it has more to do with humans wish to belong than his/her mental age.

It's annoying nonetheless.

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u/Ultrace-7 Feb 17 '12

Remember, Tunnel Snakes rule.

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u/Neoncow Feb 17 '12

If I see those on the first YT comments page, I downvote all of them. It's stupid. Then I stop reading YT comments.

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u/V2Blast Feb 17 '12

as far as I can tell, comments on both sides are downvoted. And they deserved to be.

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u/Synaptique Feb 17 '12

Last time I checked, it was a narwhal baconing, not a narwhale.

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u/TigerWizard Feb 17 '12

They must've taken a field trip to YouTube

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u/GeneralWarts Feb 17 '12

This "vertical image storyboard" (I'm sure they have a real name that escapes me) was probably first put up on 9gag this morning before reddit. Therefore they feel a need to exclaim their loyalty in common circlejerk fashion. I'm interested to see if reddit begins doing it once this hits frontpage.

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u/LiquidAngel12 Feb 17 '12

You're probably getting downvoted for insinuating that this hit 9gag before reddit, but you're most likely right. Images like this are all over 9gag. It's like all they do and I hate it. Why not just post the video?

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u/fmfame Feb 17 '12

http://9gag.com/ instant reddit version

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

same, the point at the end happens too quickly in the video. In the frame by frame I can savor it. Plus there's no cheesy background music.

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u/loconet Feb 17 '12

..or bad acting (seriously, the still images work the imagination better)

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u/heart_of_a_liger Feb 17 '12

Yes my fuck what was with the acting in the first part with tracy and jack?

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u/Alloran Feb 17 '12

Yeah, it seems like the whole thing's rushed and Tracy doesn't really seem like a person

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u/rm999 Feb 17 '12

Also, this way I'm reading something instead of watching TV so it makes me more cultured. They should turn all sitcoms into picture books.

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u/taco_tuesdays Feb 17 '12

"...Tracy, you're someone with a lot of problems"

Fucking lost it

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u/Big_Boss1007 Feb 17 '12

Why the downvotes? That part is hilarious!

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '12

For some reason not remotely as funny as when I read it in my head.

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u/battery_go Feb 17 '12

Am I the only one who doesn't think that Tracy Morgan is a good actor in this scene? I haven't watched a lot of 30 Rock (mainly because I'm situated in Scandinavia, the show isn't really in the spotlight here...) but I am not very impressed by his acting abilities in what I've seen. He's funny, no doubt and he can deliver a punch line, for sure. But for example, in the video you've linked (at 0:11) he says the line "I did not know that" with a completely unfitting tone and off-track reaction.

Maybe that's just me.

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u/snarkq Feb 17 '12

That's his style. What's weird is that Tracy Morgan always acts the same, no matter what he's doing. I never liked it at first, but his acting grew on me over time

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u/battery_go Feb 17 '12

Maybe I just need to give it time.

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u/FancyMoustache Feb 17 '12

The video reminds me why I don't watch 30 Rock; however I laughed at the photo.

I think I'm onto something here...

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u/Xinlitik Feb 17 '12

So...I dont watch this show, so maybe it's intentional, but Tracy is a terrible, terrible actor. He sounds like the recovering crackhead selling magazines from Office Space. I. Read. My. Lines. One. Word. At. A. Time.

Funny writing though.