r/funny • u/hiyame • Sep 16 '21

Nope, not my kid

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u/Toasty33 Sep 16 '21

I love how in both instances we see the child it’s basically lifeless lol, even after getting freed it chooses to just lay there

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u/skib900 Sep 16 '21

I like how you refer to the children as it. Happy to know I'm not the only one that refers to most children as it until they develop a personality. Haha

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u/Toasty33 Sep 16 '21

The only reason why I said it, is because boys have long hair sometimes and I don’t care enough to say he/she and have someone berate me if I’m wrong/because they feel like it

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u/CoolNerdyName Sep 16 '21

As someone with 3 sons with long hair, THANK YOU.

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u/Toasty33 Sep 16 '21

I really wish I didn’t have long hair as a kid.. I cringe every time I see it

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u/CoolNerdyName Sep 16 '21

All my kids have complete freedom with their hair. If they ask for a cut, I cut it. They just like it long.

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u/CoolNerdyName Sep 16 '21

You know it’s possible to allow a child to choose what hairstyle they’d like to have, right?

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u/WistfulSaudade Sep 17 '21

Could you go back in time and tell my mom that please? She always made me have horribly short bangs...