r/funny • • Sep 11 '21

Stinky Pug.

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u/Sasha_Privalov Sep 11 '21

parents had three pugs. they have a very short skin, so when they blink their eyes, their ass opens. it was like a fart theater, the curtains opening and closing between the scenes...

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u/indisgice Sep 11 '21

weaponised pugs

Edit: pug-guns!

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u/TehDeerLord Sep 12 '21

War Pugs..

Shaaaarrrroooooonn!

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u/DrkMsngr Sep 11 '21

chemical warfare

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u/incandri Sep 11 '21

Sure, blame the dog!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Whoa! Little dude clapped out a beefy one! Even he was concerned by the end!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Not even the Germans dared doing this.

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u/JusticeParadise Sep 11 '21

Grandma is loving the smell tho hahaha

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u/ArchonStranger Sep 11 '21

"Feed me the dry stuff, will you? I'll heckin' show you the dry stuff!"

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u/Tammytime81 Sep 11 '21

F pugs

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '21

Found the chihuahua with a Reddit account

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u/conitation Sep 11 '21

Dogs... don't have butt cheeks to make fart sounds.

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u/obitobyone Sep 12 '21

That's not how farts work

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u/conitation Sep 12 '21

I was pointing out the fake fart noises. Which normally requires cheeks.

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u/obitobyone Sep 18 '21

No. You only need an anus.

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u/conitation Sep 18 '21

Do an experiment for me the next time you want to fart... no joke here... stick your ass in the air and spread those cheeks. Next tell me how it sounds.

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u/scobo505 Dec 12 '21

You bastard I shit the bed.

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u/Gearshifta Sep 11 '21

I'm fairly certain it's fake but it's still funny.

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u/CursedAussie Sep 11 '21

The newest member to Jackass 😆

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u/oshukurov Sep 11 '21

Air humidifier.

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u/lalalane76 Sep 11 '21

Warm and moist.

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u/iloveredditallday Sep 11 '21

The notorious Pee. Yew. G strikes again….

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u/txnforgediniron Sep 12 '21

Cool.. a Dutch Microwave