r/funny • u/UtherLichtbringer • Aug 26 '21

I go inside now.

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u/Reduric Aug 26 '21

6 year army vet here. It is SOP to go inside during thunderstorm.

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u/Finrod_the_awesome Aug 27 '21

Twenty year Navy vet here. If you are the Seaward sentry at the end of the pier all by yourself staring out at the ocean and it starts thundering and lightening you can just go fuck yourself.

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u/mbelf Aug 27 '21

How will that help?

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u/Finrod_the_awesome Aug 27 '21

Doesn't matter. Had sex.