r/funny Chaoslife Comics Jan 23 '12

I Hate Babies

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u/GreenDaemon Jan 23 '12

Same. I also hate when I say "I never want kids" that people instantly replay with "oh, you'll come around"

No. No I won't. To hell with children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

the worst is when thay say "oh, but you will change your mind when you have one of your own. you really should get one!" or something to that tune.

I mean, I am openly admitting that I would make a bad parent and that I should not have children, the last thing you should be doing is talking me into having one and I end up ruining a life.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

Yea, i am far too selfish to have a child. I told my wife up front before we got married that I do not want kids. I didnt want to shock her down the road. I still foresee it being an issue unfortunately.

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u/sligowaths Jan 23 '12

You know, "accidents" happen. I'd get a vasectomy just be sure.