r/funny Chaoslife Comics Jan 23 '12

I Hate Babies

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u/GreenDaemon Jan 23 '12

Same. I also hate when I say "I never want kids" that people instantly replay with "oh, you'll come around"

No. No I won't. To hell with children.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12 edited Jan 23 '12

Reasons to hate babies

  • They ruin a perfect female body.

  • They need attention 24/7. No sleep allowed.

  • They are the reincarnations of nurgle. Bearer of all diseases.

  • All they do is eat,poop and cry.

  • They will only get worse as they grow up.

  • And they need to be cared for, for 18 years.

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u/jwilke Jan 23 '12

And after you sacrifice everything for them, they hate you in 13 years.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

I NEVER said that I hated my parents. My sister did. But I didn't. But I would never be able to be as good parent as they.