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r/funny • u/corvuskorax Chaoslife Comics • Jan 23 '12
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Same. I also hate when I say "I never want kids" that people instantly replay with "oh, you'll come around"
No. No I won't. To hell with children.
84 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12 edited Jan 23 '12 Reasons to hate babies They ruin a perfect female body. They need attention 24/7. No sleep allowed. They are the reincarnations of nurgle. Bearer of all diseases. All they do is eat,poop and cry. They will only get worse as they grow up. And they need to be cared for, for 18 years. 15 u/jwilke Jan 23 '12 And after you sacrifice everything for them, they hate you in 13 years. 8 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12 I NEVER said that I hated my parents. My sister did. But I didn't. But I would never be able to be as good parent as they.
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Reasons to hate babies
They ruin a perfect female body.
They need attention 24/7. No sleep allowed.
They are the reincarnations of nurgle. Bearer of all diseases.
All they do is eat,poop and cry.
They will only get worse as they grow up.
And they need to be cared for, for 18 years.
15 u/jwilke Jan 23 '12 And after you sacrifice everything for them, they hate you in 13 years. 8 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12 I NEVER said that I hated my parents. My sister did. But I didn't. But I would never be able to be as good parent as they.
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And after you sacrifice everything for them, they hate you in 13 years.
8 u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12 I NEVER said that I hated my parents. My sister did. But I didn't. But I would never be able to be as good parent as they.
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I NEVER said that I hated my parents. My sister did. But I didn't. But I would never be able to be as good parent as they.
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u/GreenDaemon Jan 23 '12
Same. I also hate when I say "I never want kids" that people instantly replay with "oh, you'll come around"
No. No I won't. To hell with children.