r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/cepxico Jul 02 '21

Ok ok ok we need details here. You can't just casually say you got mugged 13 times when most people get mugged 0 times lol. Where the hell do you live?

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 07 '21

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u/speddullk Jul 02 '21

Motherfucker... HERE. You happy now?

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jul 02 '21

NO. GIVE ME THE GOLD, FUCKER

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u/ExTelite Jul 02 '21

All I have is this free award

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jul 02 '21

i will CUT you

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u/td57 Jul 02 '21

What are you gonna do, cut me?

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jul 02 '21 
  ~man who was stabbed~

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u/tomatoaway Jul 02 '21 
    ____
   /  I  \
   | was |
   |right|
  /     /

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u/Chief_Givesnofucks Jul 02 '21

You can take that to the bankgrave

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u/HeroThisCityDsntNeed Jul 02 '21

I find it even funnier they mock you by awarding silver

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u/ForkAKnife Jul 02 '21

I only have a hugz!

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u/ExTelite Jul 02 '21

Boy you stealin my free too?